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What is Afghani?

After rough anal sex which causes bleeding, you use your blood covered cock to paint red streaks across your partners ass which ultimately looks like a sunset. This came to mind the first night I arrived in Afghanistan and saw the sunset and knew i was going to get fucked.

Since the flirtatious girl that Jake took home last night was just a one night stand, he decided to give her an Afghani Sunset to remember him by.

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Afghani - what is it?

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.

Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!

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What does "Afghani" mean?

When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".

I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.

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Afghani - what does it mean?

The kind of kush that makes you sleep for days.

He smoked that afghani kush brah!

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Afghani - meaning

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.

Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.

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Afghani - definition

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.

"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"

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Afghani - slang

used as an insult in pakistan for a person who is untrustworthy, backstabber, snitch and involved in narcotics trade.

guy1: he man we known each other for quite some time and i have always helped you. i am in this fight can you help me out?
guy2: sure bro why not
'' after a while guy2 sees some boys running over to beat guy1''
guy2: ''runs away''
guy1: you fucking #afghani i always knew you were a pussy.

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Afghani

street term used mainly by jamaican drug dealers when referring to afghan weed, or weed from Afghanistan...

jah mon, meh got dat afghani ya wonted!

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Afghani

This is not what you call people from Afghanistan. This is the currency that they use. In Europe they use Euros, in Turkey they use Liras, well in Afghanistan they use Afghani's. People from Afghanistan are called "AFGHANS" NOT "AFGHANI'S"
And also-
Afghanistan is a central asian country not a south asian country, because we're not the same as the Indian Sub Continent.

I had to pay 30 Afghani's to get a kabob dish!!!

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Afghani

A insult used in south asia specially pakistan for someone who's mean, untrustworthy, backstabber or deals in lowquality narcotics. Also used as a synonym for snake.

guy1: hey remember i gave you that money a few months back i want it now i am in some financial trouble.
guy2: sorry bro i cant i dont have any money now. you know m broke af, you have to wait
guy1: ok np
''few days later guy1 sees guy2 partying ''

guy1: omg fucking hell that asshole is such a afghani

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