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What is Danville?Danville VA is a town where societys standards are as low as they come. It's a town where kids wear the shirts of bands they are going to see, where men in their mid 20's date 16 year old girls and adorn themselves homeade armor and prance around in mosh pits, where "hip" coffee shops host metal bands and middle aged men playing MIDI van morrison covers on their 100 dollar yamaha keyboards. Yes this sounds terrible but i promise it only gets worse. The counterculture pride of this town was their "amazing punk scene" which consisted of a few 15 year kids playing out of tune power chords on squier strats through 15 watt amps and the same shitty drummer in every band playing the same shitty kit. The metal scene is equally bad, and is always atleast 5 years out of date, to emphasise this, nu metal is still considered "new". All decent shows booked by one of the few decent kids living in the area are overlooked and anyone that dosen't listen to the same 3 bands is "emo". band member - "Hey man we're playing in DC on the 9th and in Greensboro on the 11th, you wanna try to book a show in Danville on the 10th?" Danville - meme gifDanville - videoDanville - what is it?A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas. When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville. What does "Danville" mean?A town full of "rich" people. 99% of the girls are sluts and 99% of the boys are stupid assholes. 1% of the total population has an iq of over 105 (me included). Schools are famous for having the shittiest anti hack system that kids like me who are smart enough and have the motivation unlike me can easily bypass any and all security. Danville dumbass: HURR DURRP IM STUPID *Flashes* Danville - what does it mean?A town in the Bay Area 40 mins east of San Francisco. It is a town full of racist rich white people that have no personality. Everybody is judgmental and fake to eachother. Nobodyβs wealth in this community was built from scratch by themselves, millions of dollars are passed down by family. These people go to college, drop out or maybe even graduate, and come back to this town to live the rest of their lives as they have more kids. And most of the teenagers here are obnoxious, thereβs 2 types of those kids: βDoes the KKK still exist in America?β Danville - meaningDanville is a small town in northern california, about a half hour from oakland/sf. Danville children are judgemental and think they're better than everyone else, and it's never true. If you aren't popular in Danville, your life will completely suck. Teenagers in Danville have fun by starting shit with eachother, taking pictures 24/7 and putting them on facebook, and pretending they're happy. No one in Danville is really slutty, they're basically all just virgins. No one at either San Ramon or Monte Vista has gotten pregnant, and everyone lies about who they sleep with. In general, the girls who attend San Ramon think they're prettier than they actually are. There are no hot guys at San Ramon. Everyone says they are open minded, but thats an obvious lie because secretly everyone hates eachother. Danville is home to probably the fakest people you will ever meet. To prove that they are cool to others, students will smoke marijuana and play beerpong, and take pictures of all of this to post on facebook. Kids in Danville are rich, exclusive and self-absorbed...except for Del Amigo kids, they're just trash. Keith- I'm goin out with a DANVILLE babe!!! Danville - definitionA conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island) Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends. Danville - slangthe town that supports the gangsta' rap industry. populated primarily by upper class whites who drive late-model german cars. Greenbrooks the toughest neighborhood in Danville, mein. DanvilleA small down about an hour away from San Francisco. The average income per household is 114,000 a year but the houses are way overpriced. You have to pay at least 800,000 for a 2,000 sq. foot house. The adults are relatively nice but they will yell at you if you step on their lawn. Most of the kids in Danville go to Diablo Vista, a pretty nice school if you look past the creepy teachers that are 2 million years old. Danville is made up of kind of rich people, rich people, and ehmagardihavesomuchmoneyidon'tknowwhattodo people. The gated community, Blackhawk has absolutely no sidewalks, and is filled with old farts who golf all day and spend their millions on expensive wines that no one will ever drink. There's nothing for teenagers to do in Danville besides steal their parents alcohol and tell everyone at school about it the next day to seem cool. The most fun place for people to hang out is at The Plaza which is kind of like an outlet mall for rich people. The Plaza is notorious for getting rid of stores that are there for over a year. There are at least ten drug dealers in Danville and most of them are teenagers. The teenage girls parade in shorts that are probably more revealing than most thongs and shirts that show off their barely-there cleavage. You'll be lucky to find one decent guy in Danville. most Danvillians worship rap and most of the white boys pretend to be black by sagging and saying nigga every five seconds. Girl 1: Ohmygooodddd. There's nothing to do in Danville. DanvilleA rather wealthy city within the 925 area code in the East San Francisco Bay. It has a population of just over 40,000. The average income is $114,000 a year. Within the city is the lavish neighborhood of blackhawk which just happens to house E-40's new mansion. Who wants to go to Danville? DanvilleA relatively large and wealthy town, about 40 minutes east of San Fransisco. Often referred to as the Danville Bubble, because its unlike most of the surrounding area. Over 40,000 inhabitants, roughly 13 of them are black. A town where literally everyone drives with their headlights on, night or day, rain or shine; many may not even know how to turn their headlights off. One of the preppiest places on earth, but the majority think they are pretty hardcore because of their "jerking" dancing abilities, cars that were nice 10 years ago, use of the word "hella" in every sentence and ability to not try in school and get good grades. There are two highschools that hate each other's guts, for the sole reason that they were best friends when they went to middle school together middle school. Roughly 45% of the females in the school are cheerleaders, and about 75% of the males are "jocks" (Although by the way, being on the Quidditch team does NOT qualify you as an athlete!). Many of the girls act like total skanks, but TONS are in relationships for years and dont have sex. Also, a disproportional number of Mormons and wanna-be christians conclude this unique town, with more strange traditions than you would ever believe. Bro, why are your eyes hella blind today? |
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