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What is Monte Vista?
Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.
GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!
GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.
GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...
Monte Vista - video
Monte Vista - what is it?
middle school that mostly sucks. i dunno im in it casue im dumb.
"what school do you go to?" " I go to monte vista middle school"
What does "Monte Vista" mean?
A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
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Monte Vista - what does it mean?
High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
Monte Vista - meaning
Mon-ta Vis-Tah n.
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal
Student from MV: Hey wanan go to the football game agisnt Cal?
Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!
Monte Vista - definition
high school in danville where the girls are drunken whores, and the guys think they're black. or in the case of a certain engyptian (moneir), you are convinced you are black.
fuck ya biznitch, i goizzle to monte vistizzle
Monte Vista - slang
good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...
Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.
Monte Vista
The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.
On my trip to Monte Vista, I got robbed.
Monte Vista
A school where the rich and spoiled students bitch about how the "rich and spoiled" students are gay and how this place is gay because the people are too caught up with their money.
Anyone who has bitched about how bad their life is and how they hate this place on a website that no one will ever see.
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