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What is Greensboro?
When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?
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Greensboro - what is it?
When a jabroni named Clams pumps three times, prematures, and passes out.
You guys hear about Doug giving that Tinder chick the ol’ Greensboro Tickler?
What does "Greensboro" mean?
Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.
You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.
(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).
There are now TWO stop lights!
The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.
(And even that is 10 miles out of town).
Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).
"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".
Greensboro - what does it mean?
it’s a city in nc 10/10 do NOT recommend it’s just really boring there’s honestly not anything to do here and there isn’t anything directly outside of gbo either save yourself the time pls
person 1: what’s there to do in greensboro anyways?
person 2: cowtipping. that’s honestly like it
Greensboro - meaning
According to "Men's Health Magazine" it's the 7th dumbest city in America. With nearly 6 colleges this shithole of a town hosts America's finest, from the 1 eyed cafeteria workers at UNC GREENSBORO, to the countless homeless people outside Wendy's!!!
Open a restaurant in Greensboro that sells Fried Chickin, Watermelon, and Collard greens, you'd be filthy Rich!
Greensboro - definition
Greensboro is A Great Place to Connect.
Greensboro - slang
Literally everyone smokes crack or shoots heroin. Leading the state of North Carolina in shootings and homeless population. The only places this can be compared to is Durham, or Fayetteville with no military presence.
Somebody blacked my eye in Greensboro and took my shoes.
Greensboro
The 78th largest city in the USA with about 250k people. Third largest city in North Carolina.
Formerly this city based their economy off of textiles, as the industry moved on Greensboro sustained itself through colleges. Greensboro has six colleges, and thus lots of young people. A growing town with a burgeoning downtown scene. Greensboro is growing and will continue to grow (in part) due to North Carolina's lax annexation laws.
A:I'm going to college in Greensboro!
B: Which college?
A: I'm not sure, I've got it narrowed down to: Guilford, UNCG, Bennett, A&T, or Greensboro College
Greensboro
GSO, Gboro, The Boro.
A city of the piedmont triad in Guilford County, North Carolina. Population almost 270,000.
Pros: Mostly clean & green.
Downtown is lively.
UNCG!
Good health care.
The public libraries.
The restaurants.
Cons: Sometimes it is impossible to get around slow drivers, smh.
WENDOVER AVENUE TRAFFIC !!
GPS: "Turn right onto Wendover Avenue."
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Greensboro.
Greensboro
Third largest city in North Carolina, largest in Piedmont Triad region. It is home to Lorillard Tobacco, which makes Newport and Maverick cigarettes among others. Has really nice and really cruddy areas, and Wendover Avenue ain't no fun. Good bars and restaurants, shopping, has a water park, museums (ie Civil Rights Museum), an indoor shooting range near Market St/Friendly Ave, and an outdoor shooting range anywhere on South Elm-Eugene Street or Randelman Rd at night.
Passerby: Why are you always smoking Newport menthols?
Me: I'm helping out Greensboro's economy!