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What is UNC?
Trashy school full of north carolina rednecks and wannabe frat douchebags. Large population of STD infested women and crustached males. The students of this university can never cease to make fun of Duke University, because they are jealous of Duke students' good looks, personalities, and intelligence. School color is nothing more than a washed out version of Duke's Royal Blue
Because Johnny was not good enough to attend Duke, he had to instead go to UNC, where he caught 3 forms of herpes in a matter of days.
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UNC - what is it?
The college that all worthless North Carolinians attend. Any worthwhile major will be found at NC State - such as engineering, agriculture, or veterinary medicine. Duke beats UNC at the few and trivial things that State temporarily cannot. (basketball) Every male who attends UNC is either already gay, will become gay, or is bisexual. If a student at UNC ever makes anything of him/herself (which is rare), it is because he/she sucked a lot of penis or had a really good friend at NC State. Most UNC fans are also illiterate.
NC State grad: "I'm an engineer who works for a major company that brings jobs to thousands of North Carolinians. My wife is a vet who treats livestock for our fellow NC State alumnus, Farmer Dave. He makes sure NC has plenty of food. We help make North Carolina the great state that it is."
UNC grad: "My partner and I are trying to move out of NC to San Fransisco where our culture is accepted. We are trying to raise enough money by selling art and sucking dick."
What does "UNC" mean?
A school that excels in offering the best education in the most useless degrees such as English and History. However, UNC's neighboring universities, Duke and NC State, succeed in offering useful degrees such as engineering, math, the sciences, agriculture, and many more. Unfortunately, many Alumni and students at UNC are very unaware of how useless there school is since they are busy overly-obsessing about their school.
Employer: So tell me about your educational background.
UNC Grad: I have a Bachelor's degree in History.
Employer: That really doesn't help us.
UNC Grad: Yes, but it's a top history school
Employer: Okay.....
UNC - what does it mean?
The greatest school ever with the greatest
bball team ever.
Because duke sucks, my brother went to UNC
UNC - meaning
A school that gives good grades as long as you pay your tuition. In 2008, 83% of the grades given out at UNC were A's.
Person 1: Hey did you see Hakeem Nicks is graduating from UNC!
Person 2: Didn't he get an 11 on the Wonderlic?
UNC - definition
A bunch of tool ass buildings thrown together in Chapel Hill, North Carolina known as the University of North Carolina. Not known for education as much as for tolerating, and thusly training, superior Negro athletes, especially in basketball. After two years (rarely three) these black gentlemen (typically still reading on a third grade level) usually bolt the place for some serious loot in the NBA never to set foot in that shit hole town again. White UNC Alumni usually hold these "boys" in the highest esteem however, and worship them until their last breath. Most UNC Alumni refer to non UNC attending negros simply as "Niggers" and disdain them accordingly. In four years you can get an education there but you still won't amount to shit unless your family has connections. The Medical and Dental schools there are quite superior as these are typically attended by students who gained a degree elsewhere.
I hired a herd of undergrads from UNC to cut my lawn. Went outside and the stupid fucks were out there eating the clippings and drinking from my hose. I charged each of their dumb asses $5.00 for the buffet and told them to beat it.
UNC - slang
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill opened in 1795 as our nation’s first state university. Today, UNC maintains some of the top educational and athletic programs in America. 2005 NCAA Basketball Champions.
What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights or the memory of dogwoods blooming here on the crest of New Hope Chapel Hill . . . our love for this place is based on the fact that it
is as it was meant to be . . . the university of the people.“
Charles Kuralt UNC Alumni 1959
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The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Home of the most amazing and spirited student body in existence, UNC prides itself in all its accomplishments. Also well known for having a remarkable Men's basketball team, which recently won the 2009 NCAA championship game against Michigan State, breaking several title game records in the process.
"Did you watch the UNC game last night? Lawson broke the record for the most steals in a title game ever!"
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The team that defeated Illinois in the NCAA Championship game, forever causing Illini fans to come up with excuses to make up for their bitch ass thrashing.
UNC + Illinois = ggnore to Illinois
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The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The oldest public university in the United States. Chartered in 1789, and open in 1793. Is the flagship university of the North Carolina public univerisity system, which consists of 16 seperate campuses. Has inredible academics, which has lead to the title of a "public ivy" university. UNC is located in Chapel Hill, NC. Chapel Hill has been described as the dictionary definition of a college town. UNC also has some of the best athletics, including 5 NCAA basketball championships, and numerous championships in the other 26 varsity sport programs.
"What is it that binds us to this place as to no other? It is not the well or the bell or the stone walls or the crisp October nights. Our loyalty is not to the memories of what William Richardson Davie did 200 years ago . . . No, our love for this place is based upon the fact that it is as it was meant to be The University of the People. Two hundred years to the day since the founding of the First State University, we can read again the words on its seal--"light and liberty"-- and say the The University of North Carolina has lived by those two short noble words and say that in all of the American story there is no other place like this."
-Charles Kuralt, class of 55
UNC Bicentennial
October 12, 1993