Definder - what does the word mean?

What is agriculture?

"Agribusiness" or "Agricultural" gaming is what you see thirdies or any other submental poorfag playing- God of War, League of Legends, Clash of Clans, World of Warcraft.. (are you noticing a trend here?)

Faggot A: My dude, have you checked out Paladins?
Faggot B: Agricultural Gaming is for poor people, and I hate poor people.

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Agriculture - what is it?

(Ancient) The change from food gathering to food production that occured between ca. 8000 and 2000 B.C.E. Also known as the Neolithic Revolution.

The term Agricultural Revolutions is more precise because it emphasizes the central role of food production and signals that the changeover occured several times.

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What does "agriculture" mean?

The act of nature covering someone or something in pollen (often resulting in nasal congestion or car dirtification).

All this god damn agricultural bukkake is making my nose clogged up!

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Agriculture - what does it mean?

An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.

(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)

Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)

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Agriculture - meaning

A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.

Man tht chick was so hot, but it'd really be great to do some agricultre on her

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Agriculture - definition

A government/religion wherein the people will farm vast amounts of lands for long periods of time, eating and drinking minimally while being veagans to please the farm gods so they will recieve more land to farm.

Agriculturalism is a vicious cycle in which the people cannot advance their technology because they cannot do anything except farm

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Agriculture - slang

Culture for people who don't like culture. Kind of like computer culture, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I work in agriculture so I have no friends.

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Agriculture

When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!

Agriculture.... a wide open field

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Agriculture

the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..

agriculture. Maybe its time to move on and find something else

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Agriculture

An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.

Agriculture is what feeds you.

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