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What is pretzels?
An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.
Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.
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Pretzels - what is it?
A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
What does "pretzels" mean?
The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)
"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
Pretzels - what does it mean?
v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.
Pretzels - meaning
Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation
Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation
Pretzels - definition
Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
Pretzels - slang
pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now
give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin
Pretzels
What I am not.
I am not a pretzel damnit
Pretzels
the act of being crazy, insane, out of your right mind.
Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!
Pretzels
Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?