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What is pression?

Refers to the misspelled version of the word โ€œprofessionalโ€ in a video of a pilot in a plane talking in a very unprofessional and rude manner to the passengers before a flight.

โ€œWhen yoโ€™ pilot came from the streets and left his pressional side at home๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€

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Pression - what is it?

The sadness a mother feels when her 16 year old daughter has bigger boobs than she.

Sally: Hey! Do you know what's been wrong with Carol lately?
Amanda: Have you seen her daughter?
Sally: No. Why?
Amanda: Carol's in some major D-pression.

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What does "pression" mean?

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

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Pression - what does it mean?

The feeling of depression you get after a word you submitted to Urban Dictionary is rejected. Symptoms are usually extreme sadness, loneliness, and the feeling that things will only get worse.

Blake: *sigh*| Edwin: What's the matter?|Blake: The editors at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for FOBU.|Edwin: Sorry to hear about your ud-pression. Better luck next time I guess.

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Pression - meaning

When a man is depressed for the following reasons:

1.)Favorite pet died
2.)Just discovered he's going bald
3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game
4.)Denied a raise
5.)Lost all his investments
6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog

Friend 1: Man, Joe's man-pression is really bad.

Friend 2: Yeah, Daisy left him and took the dog.

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Pression - definition

The Sudden and Overwhelming conviction that there is no Caramel core to life, and you'll probably spend your time in quiet confusion.

1: I am in Dip-pression
2: Did you just say Depression or *Dip-Pression*
1: Depression isnt a word you idiot

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Pression - slang

When your boy is oppressing your thoughts or ideas.

What's up with the Bro-pression, Bro?

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Pression

He is a french rapper. Also known as SP he is Mtl's underground king. His style is definished as franco-kick joual cru-rugged. He released 3 albums:514-50 dans mon rรฉseau, rรฉplique aux offusquรฉs ans Sp presents thirteen deep vol.1

Here is a new track by Sp, I hope you'll enjoy it like I do: chargรฉ ร  bloc

Sp is crazy on starsystรจme quรฉbรฉcois!

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Pression

1. Thinking twice if you want to do something; A lighter form of repression.

2. Being happy, the opposite of depression.

1. When he asked if I wanted to go out with him, I had some pression.

2. My toxic friend died. I'm dealing with major pression right now.

3. I only said hi to her and she told me to stop taking

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Pression

a phenomena occurring when a Brazilian tries to say "pressure".

Easy! You need the pression like thees!

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