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What is pilot?
A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.
Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.
What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
pilot - meme gif
pilot - video
Pilot - what is it?
hey darth bobo... shut the fuck up
darth bobo is an idiot
What does "pilot" mean?
Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.
We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.
Pilot - what does it mean?
a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not
Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...
Pilot - meaning
(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region
He manscapes the pilot to match my landing strip, he is cleared to land in my vagina anytime.
Pilot - definition
One of the members of the human race that has high intellengence, poor spelling and handwriting, pilots have good looks, and all the hot girls want them.
so HA!
Pilots Rock!
stop listening to rap!
Pilot - slang
Noun
The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.
Verb
The action of "piloting"
Miguel - hey cale, i just found this awesome band (insert band here)
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..
2 weeks later
Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..
Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
Pilot
the most elite group of players in this world...
I'm a pilot i'll take you for the ride of your life, then i'll take you flying.
Pilot
A highly Qualified person no matter what a Pilot flys. They have to be well trained and ready for anything. Any person who flys as a pilot at any level for more than a few years will face death in there hands whether it is a Engine Failure or Fire ect...
Being a Commercial pilot is one of the most respectible jobs in the world. The lives of 50-450 people in the hands of the pilots. Pilots cant make mistakes. Also one of the hardest jobs in the world to attain and complete. Landing a plane in 30 knot corsswind or landing with broken Landing Gear or engine failure. Pilots also have to trust other people they dont even know with their lives like Air Traffic Controllers and Mechanics.
" There is no such thing of a bad pilot" Why? Because all the bad pilots are dead.
In aviation you need to learn from others mistakes because you wont be alive if you just learn from your own.
Pilots are awesome.
Pilot
1. Anyone who can fly an aircraft. Pilots can be military, commercial, or fly for pleasure.
2. In general, a fairly skilled and intelligent individual who had the guts to get into an aircraft and learn how to fly it. Often possessing of a "higher" mindset. Most of us are good lookin,' too.
Joke to prove I have a sense of humor too:
How do you know if a pilot is at a cocktail party?
He'll tell you.
"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."