What is potatoing?

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

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Potatoing - what is it?

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

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What does "potatoing" mean?

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

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Potatoing - what does it mean?

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

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