Definder - what does the word mean?

What is post office?

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.

John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?

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post office - video


Post office - what is it?

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

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What does "post office" mean?

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.

Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.

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Post office - what does it mean?

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

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Post office - meaning

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

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Post office - definition

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

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Post office - slang

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)

You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.

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Post office

a room filled with all men, (all male).

also see sausage factory.

This bar is a post office, lets split.

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Post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

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Post office

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.

I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!

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