Definder - what does the word mean?

What is not a sausage?

A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass

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not a sausage - video


Not a sausage - what is it?

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.

Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!

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What does "not a sausage" mean?

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

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Not a sausage - what does it mean?

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

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Not a sausage - meaning

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

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Not a sausage - definition

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

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Not a sausage - slang

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

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Not a sausage

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

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Not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.

"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."

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Not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.

Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.

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