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What is porting?
Short for Newport, a menthol cigarette that is popular because it is known to boost your high when you smoke weed.
Stoner 1:"Hey, can I bum a cigarette?"
Stoner 2:"Yeah. Want a Port?"
Stoner 1:"Hell yeah!"
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Porting - what is it?
To move something to another version.
I ported the mod from Invision Power Board to vBulletin.
What does "porting" mean?
In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.
Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."
Porting - what does it mean?
When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.
Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?
Caroline: Sure man.
Rob: Thanks
Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.
Porting - meaning
Short for Newport, which is a brand of cigarette.
Damn I'm feenin.. you gotta port?
Nah but I gotta Basic menthol..
Aight that'll work.. hook me up, I'll hit you back.
Porting - definition
short for the ciggarette New Ports
common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..
Porting - slang
A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.
Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port.
Porting
the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you
Jen is just porting all the time now.
I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.
Porting
The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.
That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.
Porting
When the Marines or Navy come back to their homeland and start hooking up with girls/guys and having sexual intercourse later on.
Would you look at that, a bunch a guys in the Navy are porting a bunch a girls. Hopefully, they'll pull out before they're in more trouble.