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What is pork pie?
When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.
T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.
pork pie - video
Pork pie - what is it?
to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
What does "pork pie" mean?
During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
Pork pie - what does it mean?
an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim
Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.
An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.
A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.
Pork pie - meaning
A sexual act involving brothers or cousins of a girl taking tuns having intercourse with her.
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
Pork pie - definition
Are you gunna pork pie her?
Pork pie - slang
An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
Pork pie
Something that an unamusing fat person demands their partner for (said in an yourkshire accent)
Ross: Do you fancy some pork pie
Clare: Ohhhh yes bab
Ross: Gud, this time not so much jelly though
Clare: Oh me pork pie is kicking out a right pong it must be the crust
Pork pie
A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.
1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.
2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.
Pork pie
this is what james' head looks like
''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''