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What is pootato?
A turd with significant girth.
"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."
"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
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Pootato - what is it?
After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.
30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.
Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.
What does "pootato" mean?
A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
Pootato - what does it mean?
When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.
Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.
Pootato - meaning
Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.
Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?
Pootato - definition
Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Pootato - slang
When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.
Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.
Pootato
These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.
Pootato
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
Pootato
A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.
Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.