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What is Mashed?

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

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Mashed - what is it?

A completely butters girl who is large in size and rarely goes to parties and when she does her minge emits a pus which she sells on the black market

Mash-Mash?
Sheesha?
Edgeware Road?
10.30?
BUTTERS!!!

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What does "Mashed" mean?

Being a hot Russian Spy and having a large ghetto booty. Sometimes referred to as mash to the second power.

Wow, did you see that girl? She's got mash.
No dude, she's got mash mash.

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Mashed - what does it mean?

A derogatory term used in World of Warcraft for classes that take no skill whatsoever to play.
The trend was started on the Firetree US Server by 2 Australian Horde players, It's primarily used to poke fun at and trash talk classes that quite literally "mash" one button and still win in a PvP fight, or top DPS/Heal charts in PvE.

Hunters, Death Knights, Ret Paladins, Disc Priests, Rogues are perfect examples.
Can be written as a single "mash" or many i.e "mash mash" or "mash mash mash" etc.

Can also be coupled with "Nom Nom Nom" to imply "sucking the cock" of their much loved flavor of the month class.

Examples are usually shouted at the computer screen (when losing to one of these no skill classes in PvP/PvE)
or yelled out in Trade Channel to sarcastically impersonate and slander players of the targeted class/es - Can also be considered a form of trolling in WoW.

There are many ways to use "Mash Mash Mash" to trash talk players. Be creative :)

Aubrey: "Hey, you play a lock, you fail at WoW"
Me: "At least i don't play a mash mash Ret Pally"
Aubrey: (to himself) "Shit, i just got owned!"

Some guy sarcastically paying out on Disc Priests in Trade: "Hey, look at me, I'm a Discipline Priest, i run around and mash mash one button (Penance) and no one dies!"

-with the Nom Nom Nom

Paying out on Death Knights and their OPness: "Look at me i Nom Nom Nom my Mash Mash Mash Death Knight, blow Army of the Dead and solo 25 Ulduar!"

Random player slandering Ret Pallies in Trade: "Look at me, i play a Ret Paladin, I Mash Mash Mash one button and everything dies. Nom Nom Nom. Oh look here comes 2 Death Knights, 1 Resto Druid and a Mage, never mind I blow Wings and Mash Mash Mash some more and end up winning, I have skill! Nom Nom Nom!"

Two Warlocks are owning up in world PvP, Drakedog style! Until a Ret Paladin, Death Knight and Disc Priest come in to stop them.

Warlock 1: "WTF! I just got 2 shot by a Relentless geared Mash Mashing Ret Pally!"
Warlock 2: "That's ok, I nearly killed that Nom Nomming Death Knight until that fucking Mash Mash Disc Priest healed him to full with one button, fucking no skill at all!"
Warlock 1: "Yeah, they couldn't handle having their alts rolled by 2 gimp locks they had to bring in their Mash Mash mains in order to win, fucking gay!"
Warlock 2: "At least we don't Nom Nom the Mash Mash classes, we have skill!"

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Mashed - meaning

sexed or beaten up in the street

Ye we mashed last night

Bro he was fucking mashed up

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Mashed - definition

To be stoned out of your mind

Jim: Yo i was smoking like 5 joints at once i was mashed

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Mashed - slang

The feeling you get after you have been roasted and you don't have a comeback.

The state of being confused.

Oh wow Jackie just got roasted. Look at her face she is so mashed right now.

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Mashed

When a guy/girl is hitting on you in a really unwanted way. In an overly aggressive/offensive way.

"I cant believe that slime ball asked for my number, and then swatted my ass. He totally mashed me."

"She thinks she is soo cool when she sits at the bar all night and mashes all the guys."

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Mashed

Term Expressed When Someone Is Under the Influence of Drugs And Alcohol And Is Incredibly Out Of It.

"Crazy Night Last Night, I Got So Mashed"

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Mashed

Inebriated by any form of drug that inhibits a 'normal' type of human perception.

I don't think I'll drive tonight, I'm too mashed.

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