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What is polish a turd?Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd. Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow polish a turd - videoPolish a turd - what is it?No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole. Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in. What does "polish a turd" mean?To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t. Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water. Polish a turd - what does it mean?Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve. 1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker. Polish a turd - meaningA white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs. Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter* Polish a turd - definitionWasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well; Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd. Polish a turd - slangTo fix, repair, repaint, shine or do other things to something that isn't worthy - but you have to do it for one reason or another. Because the basic fact is no matter what you do to a turd - polish it, paint it, give it bling - it's still a turd, and there is nothing you can do about that underlying fact. The 1942 Philco record changers were so bad, restoring them is only polishing a turd. Polish a turdWasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix. I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd. Polish a turdMethodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments". Polish a turdTo attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit. Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks. |
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