What is po-9?

1. Slang term for police. The term is generally used for local police, who presumably don't know what they're doing.

person 1: "Ohh shit son, was that a statey?"
person 2: "Naw kid, that was just some donut-sucking, bacon-backed po 9."

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Shit, drop your weed, son! That's the Po9!

"Hey look! There's the po-po with his po-9!"

Fat police officers who stand outside of kids rooms on choir trips to make sure they don't get any action.

The Po-9, with their shoes, are the biggest bacon on the planet.

The po-9's came and we had to ditch the pot and scat.