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What is plonkers?

A stupid person
A penis

Look at that fucking plonker!
I stuck my big fat plonker up her arse!

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Plonkers - what is it?

someone stupid.

someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.

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What does "plonkers" mean?

A British slang term used as an insult meaning idiot. Usually used in an endearing way or when having a joke with someone

Person: you didn’t have to do that you plonker!

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Plonkers - what does it mean?

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

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Plonkers - meaning

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

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Plonkers - definition

A stupid person

Grace!!! You absolute plonker

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Plonkers - slang

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

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Plonkers

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

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Plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

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Plonkers

A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.

Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.

"Man i think your girlfriends hot; I'll give you a game of plonkers for her"

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