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What is pintos?
1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
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Pintos - what is it?
my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended
"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner
What does "pintos" mean?
A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.
i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.
Pintos - what does it mean?
1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.
2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".
1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"
2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"
Pintos - meaning
When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."
Pintos - definition
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
Pintos - slang
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
Pintos
heavily tatooed vato just released from prison
That pinto was just released from Pelican Bay.
Pintos
When you pass out at a party and appear to have stopped breathing and thus resulting in the host calling an ambulance, then waking up in hospital the next morning.
This girl pintoed so hard last night and has work at 9 today.
Pintos
The hottest dance team around with the most sexiest dancers! they are fuckin hot as hell and they know how to party!
Damn... look at the pintos go!