Definder - what does the word mean?

What is parped?

the pitiful sound a car horn makes whilst in an attempt to sound like a REAL car horn (the mcraes car) and/or the sound protruding from the horn on the clown's car in my favourite little picture book

PARP/toot/beep and the list just goes on and on....

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Parped - what is it?

The exposed rectal walls of a prolapsed anus.

Get over here and suck my parp!!!!

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What does "parped" mean?

It's literally just a fart

Dude, I just parped really loud. It was wet.

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Parped - what does it mean?

1. The sound theoretically made by the discharge of either a P-38 pistol or a P-08 Luger into the back of a kneeling victim's head.

2. The act of parping. This involves an elaborate and thoroughly unnecessary process that starts with the parper demanding in a high-pitched Prussian accent that the parpee kneel. The would-be executioner then gives a contemptuous snort and removes his pistol, cocks it with another contemptuous snort, twirls the pistol like a cowboy, before bringing the weapon to bear on the victim's head via a windmill type motion. The deed being done, the parper will give yet another snort of contempt, twirl the pistol up to his nose, inhale the smoke, and then cock the pistol again, ejecting a perfectly serviceable round before returning the weapon to his holster with one final contemptuous snort. It must be noted that this process must be repeated for each victim. Typically those who carry out these executions are members of the SS.

1. A loud "parp" let all in earshot know that Obersturmbannfuehrer von Kleist was once again violating the Geneva Convention.

2. Caught up in the act of parping as he was, Obersturmbannfuehrer von Kleist was oblivious to the reality that his position was about to be overrun by advancing Allied forces bent on crushing Nazi resistance.

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Parped - meaning

To 'toot', 'fart' or 'break wind'

"Oi mazz i just did a massive PARP, it smells like rotten eggs'

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Parped - definition

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

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Parped - slang

noise made when farting whilst tightly clenching buttocks.

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Parped

british slang for fart.

walrus parps smell like fish.

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Parped

British slang, to break wind.

Johnny Fartpants from Viz is always parping

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Parped

To improve ones position on the league table of folding/ crunching past that of another persons. Commonly referred to as parping or stomping in folding but generally known as "getting ahead" or "beating".
re: Folding@HOME or SETI@HOME.
see also: borged, borging

I parped you so bad hahaha you'll never catch up with me i'm borging the whole office!

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