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What is paralysis?
When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.
The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!
paralysis - meme gif
paralysis - video
Paralysis - what is it?
Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!
What does "paralysis" mean?
The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.
Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.
Paralysis - what does it mean?
When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action
He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.
Paralysis - meaning
When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.
Paralysis - definition
Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.
John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.
Paralysis - slang
The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Paralysis
When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!
Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.
Paralysis
The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
Paralysis
The best friken band on the planet.
They are so Paralysis.