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What is paper toilet?
A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.
The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.
The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.
Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?
Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
paper toilet - video
Paper toilet - what is it?
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal
What does "paper toilet" mean?
Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
Paper toilet - what does it mean?
The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease
Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one
Paper toilet - meaning
The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
Paper toilet - definition
The cure for corona virus
dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*
Paper toilet - slang
Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?
I don't have no toilet paper.
Paper toilet
A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)
Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?
Paper toilet
noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."
Paper toilet
when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet