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What is palmer?
Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning
Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
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Palmer - what is it?
acting like a gay ass mofo
being a bag of douche
Damn it Colin, stop being such a mofoing palmer
What does "palmer" mean?
Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.
He's a total "palmer".
Palmer - what does it mean?
another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop
joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster
Palmer - meaning
a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.
me: palmer is fucking stupid and boring
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.
Palmer - definition
To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.
Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.
Palmer - slang
palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey
that guy is a palmer
Palmer
the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.
jordan: i wanna go out tonight and get smashed ttyl
Ryan: its monday night
greg: fking palmer
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james palmer is a hot guy
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Another term for a 'hand job'.
So I was getting a palmer the other night from this chick I know, and her dad walked in...