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What is Clemson?
1. The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage, or when the stakes are high. 2. Record-setting failure, usually reserved for college football.
There was an epic example of clemsoning when Clemson hosted Florida State in a highly anticipated football game on October 19, 2013. Clemson was ranked 3rd, while Florida State was ranked 5th. Florida State won the game 51 - 14. Clemson set a NCAA record for margin of defeat by a home team ranked #3 or higher. The 51 points scored by Florida State is the most points ever allowed by a Clemson opponent on Clemson's home field. Most of the home team fans could not take the clemsoning any longer and left the game mid way through the third quarter.
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Clemson - what is it?
An inferior clone mutation of a person, place, or thing that looks almost exactly like the original it was trying mimic. A clemson has the capability to truly fool others into believing they're in fact the original and not the generic clone. Clemsonians, those on board with clemson(s). have a seemingly self-aware ignorance of their clemson's inferior, coincidental likeness of its predecessor. Clemson(s) tend to spawn from very stout predecessors that can carry them very far without having any origin.
Bro, that PolyStation is a straight clemson. It looks almost exactly like the Playstation it was trying to mimic, plays terrible games, and has the capability to truly fool others. This bizarre clemson goes for it in terms of aping the PlayStation’s original packaging, even going so far as to mimic the PSone’s shape. Despite this clemson not being able to play any PlayStation titles whatsoever, it nailed the “gamer” aesthetic, but failed in nearly every other conceivable aspect—unless you were, perhaps, an unsuspecting parent or grandparent looking to grab a fun gift for your children or grandchildren.
What does "Clemson" mean?
A bitch ass football program, a sorry team, etc.
Vanderbilt is really starting to become a Clemson (a botch ass football program).
Clemson - what does it mean?
Clemson (n.) (clem-sucks)
Clemson, commonly pernounced Clem-sucks (for obvious reasons), is often described as an arrogant person and/or persons with very few brain cells. Whom without their sports department has very little, correction, nothing to offer. When Clemson fans find their neiche in the outside world (which most don’t tend to travel far) - they reside in sad little boring no-name towns in the mountains of South Carolina where there is nothing to do but watch football and marry your cousin. Being as football is the only thing that gives these primitive beings a reason to live, they obsess over the fact and become one of the most obnoxious and untollerable fans in all of college athletics. Their incredibly poor sportsmanlike behaviors have made them unenjoyable by all other colleges who unanimously dispise hosting the likes of their company every gameday.
For related words see: unintelligent, redneck, white trash
- Has anyone talked to Davey? Anyone keep up with that guy anymore?
- Last I heard he’s a Clemson fan now. He’s moved back in with his mamma n’ them out at the trailer park. They say he’s not good for much, can’t get a job or a life for that matter, but damn if he can’t rock the beer gut, purple, and orange like a real deadbeat!
Clemson - meaning
-A university that doesn't cheer or stand up during football games.
-A university that has never thrown a kegger.
-A university where girls don't put out and guys don't have the balls to talk to a chick.
-The only university in america where you can't buy natural light and the only cases sold are busch light.
-A university that has a dress code that requires girls to wear sun dresses and guys to wear a tucked-in button-up shirt, a belt, a pair of khaki shorts that are at least 4 inches above the knees, a visor, a pair of sunglasses that have a strap so they don't fall off, and boat shoes.
-A university where no one is good at beer pong.
-A university where a big party is defined by a gathering of anti-social men and women with more than 25 people. These big parties will sometimes have alcohol.
-A sex free university.
Person 1: I go to clemson.
Person 2: You must suck at college and either have a pussy or are a pussy.
Clemson - definition
1.) Go north until you smell it, then west until you step in it.
2.) A gathering place for rednecks and rednecks who try to act like preppy fags.
1. Everyone check your shoes I think we've reached Clemson.
2. Doesn't that fine young Clemson boy look good in that Lacoste shirt, chinos, sperry's and chew in his mouth?
Clemson - slang
Form of STD generally in the shape of a "paw" found in the genitals by most Tiger fans.
I heard he has the Clemson", " I can't believe he gave me the Clemson!" "I thought it was herpes, turns out its the Clemson!!
Clemson
Clemson University was founded in 1889 as a land-grant institution in the upstate of South Carolina. It was donated by Thomas Green Clemson, who willed his house and the surrounding area to the state of South Carolina to create a technical and scientific university. When it first opened its doors in 1893, Clemson was a military institution with less than 500 students.
Clemson University is comprised of five colleges: the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Life Sciences, the College of Architecture, Arts, and Humanities, the College of Business and Behavioral Science, the College of Engineering and Science, and the College of Health, Education and Human Development. There are more than 80 undergraduate degree programs.
Time Magazine's Public College of the Year in 2001.
Clemson is one of the best college environments in the country. Its just the right size and you get to experience the true southern hospitality of South Carolina. The social scene will provide something for everyone and during the fall a home football transforms the town. Everyone wears orange and shows their spirit. "Solid Orange It's About Pride." Clemson has one of the loudest stadiums in the country, had the largest "ESPN College GameDay" audience ever in 2006, The Tigers school the "lamecocks" at football, and Death Valley is where The Tigers run!!!
Clemson Student: "Wait...where do you go to school?"
USC Student: "University of South Carolina."
Clemson Student: "Oh...that sucks...I go to Clemson."
Clemson
A small college town in upstate South Carolina. a crazy town where tiger paws are EVERYWHERE (on the roads, stores, buildings, mailboxes, resturants, etc.) Was voted the #1 party school by many many magazines; On a typical home football game, the population increased by like 300% (from 11,000 + 15,000 college students to over 90,000) and every tiger fan in the state is wearing orange (**also note that the only 3 smart people in South Carolina live here)
I'm heading up to Clemson for a huge party.
Clemson
A place unlike any other. Where the Blue Ridge yawns its greatness; where the Tigers play. A place that gets in your blood.
Clemson will always be with me.