Definder - what does the word mean?

What is painting a fence?

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

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painting a fence - video

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Painting a fence - what is it?

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

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What does "painting a fence" mean?

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people

last night at the party john just started painting the fence

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Painting a fence - what does it mean?

The vertical up down motion practiced by Daniel Laruso in the movie "The Karate Kid". Some people will use the motion as a goofy dance move, similiar to the sprinkler, and starting the lawnmower.

I was so wasted at Bill's wedding that i started to "Paint the Fence" on the dance floor, while Jenny was doing the sprinkler.

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Painting a fence - meaning

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

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Painting a fence - definition

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

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Painting a fence - slang

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

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Painting a fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

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Painting a fence

The act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer vagina making the female "wet". Hence, like using paintbrush motions. UP&DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I painted that bitches fence until she screamed for me to put it in her snatch!

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Painting a fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

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