What is oysters?

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

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Oysters - what is it?

Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.

"You don't have the oysters to skydive."

"Oh, yes I do!"

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What does "oysters" mean?

The mother of a pearl. They are found in salt-water bodies.

I found a precious pearl in an oyster.

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Oysters - what does it mean?

Oyster is London’s travel smartcard. You can put your Travelcard or Bus Pass season ticket on it, add travel value (cash) to pay as you go or have a combination of both.

Oyster cards are also reusable. This means that when your ticket expires you can buy another on the same Oyster card, and when your travel value (cash) runs out, you can just top it up.

I used my Oyster to get to work today.

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Oysters - meaning

The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.

Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!

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Oysters - definition

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

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