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What is oven mitts?
When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
oven mitts - video
Oven mitts - what is it?
To insert your fist into an anus in a repeated in-and-out thrust motion. May occasionally cause a pinking anal pull.
An oven mitt in the kitchen is either very normal, or very inappropriate and unsanitary, depending on what you mean by over mitt.
What does "oven mitts" mean?
When you bake a kielbasa at 350Β° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated βPolskaβ embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into loverβs dupa while whispering βgoΕabkiβ
βHoney, itβs cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mittβ
Oven mitts - what does it mean?
when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
Oven mitts - meaning
An advanced sex technique in which one partner wears an oven mitt and puts four in the stink (rectum) and one in the pink (vagina).
After Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my regards to the chef!"
Oven mitts - definition
1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.
2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.
2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.
Oven mitts - slang
A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.
Oven mitts
When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"
Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!
Oven mitts
Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.
"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."
Oven mitts
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.