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What is Romney?The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite. Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012) Romney - meme gifRomney - videoRomney - what is it?Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties. Ryan: Trying to Romney? What does "Romney" mean?Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it. #1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!" Romney - what does it mean?A measure of time, defined as the three and half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply-held conviction to it's opposite. Oh my god we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romneys now! I need to pee! NO I DON'T. Romney - meaningA unit of time defined by the minimum number of hours a grown man running for president can take to change his position on an issue (courtesy of Jon Stewart). We've been in the car for almost two and half fucking Romneys now! Romney - definitionto defecate in fear, especially while atop a vehicle's cargo rack in a dog crate. "We were going so fast down the interstate that I couldn't help but romney all over the crate floor!" Romney - slangWhile not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana. Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason. RomneyA lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe. Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie. Romney"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite." Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!" Romney(verb) to defecate in terror "The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!" |
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