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What is Romneying?
The act of sexual depravity that occurs when Mitt Romney both sucks a man's dick and fucks him in the ass at the same time.
Hey guys, I've been having a bad day, the Democrats just killed us again in another election. Would someone mind giving me "The Romney" to brighten my spirits?
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Romneying - what is it?
verb: (1) to fire someone with glee
(2) to be fired
(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"
(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"
(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
What does "Romneying" mean?
A measurement of tax rate, equal to 13.9% of income.
My tax rate is 36%, or about 2.6 romneys.
Romneying - what does it mean?
"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."
Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"
Romneying - meaning
(verb) to defecate in terror
This colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.
"The door of the cab literally GRAZED my knee as it whizzed by. I nearly Romneyed!"
"The best part of working a haunted house is seeing the big tough dudebro types trying not to romney in front of their girlfriends."
Romneying - definition
loss of a job or income due to corporate merger or acquisition by investment bankers utilizing a leveraged buyout approach
Employees of Dade Behring were romneyed when the company saddled from debt due to a leveraged buyout, needed to layoff thousands
Romneying - slang
Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere; comparing the difficulties of being rich to those of being poor
Examples of Romneying:
10. “I like those fancy raincoats you bought to people wearing plastic ponchos. Really sprung for the big bucks.’”
9. “I know what it’s like to worry about whether or not you are going to get fired. … There are times when I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.”
8. “Corporations are people, my friend.”
7. “Rick Perry, I’ll tell you what: 10,000 bucks? $10,000 bet?”
6. “I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.” $374,000
5. “I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.“
4. “Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
3. “I’m not concerned about the very poor. … We have a safety net there.”
2. “I’m also unemployed.”
1. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”
Romneying
Making a huge bet most people cannot afford
I am romneying $10,000 that I will win this match
Romneying
Firing or laying off a large number of employees following a takeover of a company.
The bank is romneying over 400 people after the merger and I might be one of them.
Romneying
Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere is Romneying.
Credited to David Weigel in his 2012 post for Slate title "Introducing: Romneying"
Romneying Example 1: Asked by the AP reporter if he follows NASCAR, Romney responded, "Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners."
Romneying Example 2: Romney said he owns a Ford Mustang and a pick-up truck while his wife, Ann, drives "a couple of Cadillacs," in an offhand remark during a question-and-answer session after a speech on economic policy.