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What is Mitt Romney?
"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"
"Naw, you're good"
Mitt Romney - video
Mitt Romney - what is it?
1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.
2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."
What does "Mitt Romney" mean?
A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help
Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues
Mitt Romney - what does it mean?
To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.
When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.
Mitt Romney - meaning
A stupid NEO-CON (NEO-CONS ARE NOT REAL CONSERVATIVES) THAT FLIP FLOPS ON HIS POLICIES MORE THAN ROLLS OF FAT ON ROSIE O'DONNELL RACING TO THE NEAREST ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET
JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS, ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.
Mitt Romney - definition
Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.
"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney - slang
To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring
Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?
Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney is a tool.
Mitt Romney
Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
Mitt Romney
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.