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What is ortiz?Jimmy Ortiz is the most amazing beautiful guy in the whole wide world. He is like the sun... or the billions of stars in our galaxy, the milkyway. it is the name of a great breakdancer, he skills give me a wet crouch. whenever he looks at you, you get orgasms. he eyes are brighter than the glow-in-the-dark unicorn shaped rubber band.... OR A SUPERNOVA! he is sooooo supper cute, i could talk about him for 24/7. i'll love him for theee rest of my life. whenever i think about him i think about food... food is the best, i love food. jimmy is the kind of guy you'd see and say "ay, you craci! give some of YOUR popcorn" he looked at her... she noticed... *ORGASM*... he just pulled a Jimmy Ortiz ortiz - meme gifortiz - videoOrtiz - what is it?When you're trying to nail a girl and keep getting shut down, so you wait until she's in her 50's and everyone else has banged her and left her a tattered shell of her former self, then have a pop and act like you achieved something Wow you seen john finally banged Tina after all this time... totally did the Tito Ortiz What does "ortiz" mean?Sex on legs. Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome. Ortiz - what does it mean?Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers. Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz. Ortiz - meaningA noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a βspecial thinkerβ can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post. Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall Ortiz - definitionI boy that you like but have no chance with. I think that boyneil Ortiz at school is sooooo cute. Ortiz - slang"damn bruh you lowkey givin off ortiz vibes" OrtizA. The act of taking your eyes off an opponent and getting twp-pieced. Man, did you see that? They Ortiz that nigga, Johnny. OrtizTypical Mexican or Puerto Rican last name. Jose Ortiz, Mariela Ortiz, Ruby Ortiz, Rosie Ortiz, Ruben Ortiz, Jesus Ortiz, etc. OrtizThe act of masturbating with tooth paste. Oh my god Carlos, can you please stop Ortizing in the table. |
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