Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ornamental?

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

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Ornamental - what is it?

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

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What does "ornamental" mean?

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

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Ornamental - what does it mean?

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

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Ornamental - meaning

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

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Ornamental - definition

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

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Ornamental - slang

a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying

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Ornamental

a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

"dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!"
"his ornament felt amazing in my hood"

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Ornamental

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."

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Ornamental

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

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