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What is oil pump?Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "FΓΈles som momma!" My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump. oil pump - videoOil pump - what is it?A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah." Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night" What does "oil pump" mean?A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil. Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped. Oil pump - what does it mean?When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180Β° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass Oh man i gave her the texas oil pump last night Oil pump - meaningWhen a male masturbates while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. It relates to the idea that he's pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his penis. "Hey Gary, let's sneak in the toilet and take a picture of Eric having a dump!" Oil pump - definitionwhen a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty Oil pump - slangWhen a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit. I heard that guy oil pumps himself. |
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