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What is Oil?
1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil
Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
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Oil - what is it?
A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.
Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?
What does "Oil" mean?
One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.
Oil - what does it mean?
When the food you eating taste really good.
Never heard this term used anywhere outside of central Jersey.
Ayo, this cheesesteak so oil bruh
Oil - meaning
A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.
Female reporter: What about the oil?
Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?
Oil - definition
A brown substance that is quickly being depleted.
It can be pronounced as "oy-ull" or "oll" depending on the region.
I just struck oil!
Oil - slang
A very good looking man. Mostly used within male conversation to point out a good looking man, in a manly fashion (as if to point out competition). Often has a very good sense of fashion and more often than not is jacked/ripped. When describing an oil, one can be referred to as 'oily'.
I was crucifying my guns in the gym the other day, when this colossal oil walked in, just pulling birds with his stare.
Oi chief, oil at 12 o'clock. We may have trouble slamming these birds.
Oil
A liquid that made up 70% of the United States body and lust.
Oil fuels the US.
Oil
Slang term for promethazine w/ codeine cough syrup in Houston, Texas.
Syn) Drank, Lean Barr
Hook me up with some of that oil man, i gonna go get leaned on that syrup
Oil
Oil is nonpolar hydrocarbons. They don't mix in water or polar substances. However, they mix in other nonpolar substances like oils and fats and ethyl chloride.
Oil can refer to vegetable cooking oil. Examples are corn oil and coconut oil.
Oil can refer to petroleum, a type of black oil which can be fractionally distilled into tar, asphalt, gasoline, propane, butane, and more. Also the United States gets their oil from other countries by buying it, seizing it, or going to war for it.
Oil is also slang for synthol and the idiots who inject synthol and it doesn't increase strength, it only makes you have fake looking muscles. They then lift small to medium weights and still can't handle it or they lift fake weights. These people are called oilers. They don't do real weight lifting.
Chemist: This oil and water don't mix. Oil is nonpolar while water is polar. This oil mixes in ethyl chloride. They're both nonpolar.
Chef: I am going to use corn oil to cook my food.
United States: Iraq has oil? Time to seize the oil!
Oilers: Time to inject synthol! This is good oil.
People: Ha ha! Those muscles look fake!