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What is golden retriever?
When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"
After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever
golden retriever - video
Golden retriever - what is it?
A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."
"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
What does "golden retriever" mean?
A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.
Golden retriever - what does it mean?
Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.
I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.
Golden retriever - meaning
The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.
Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
Golden retriever - definition
A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.
My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.
Golden retriever - slang
Another word for a gold digger. A girl that is only with a man because she wants his money; shell spend it on jewelery, clothes, psa treatments, etc. Once he goes broke she'll go for another man that is rich or just plain financialy stable.
"She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
Then she'll bleed you dry."
- Super Furry Animals
Golden retriever
a sexual act in which the recipient of a golden shower collects a mouthful of the giver's urine and returns the favor
last time i gave my boyfriend a golden shower, he gave me a golden retriever.
Golden retriever
A gentle, people-friendly breed of working dog originally bred in 1867 from a Yellow Labrador and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with that offspring later combined with the Irish Setter and Bloodhound. With hair color ranging from light blonde to deep red, the Golden Retriever can be most easily distinguished by its puffy tail plummage, altogether different from the thick, powerful tail of the Yellow Lab (the breed with which it is most often confused). Golden Retrievers may have a physique ranging from spindly and athletic to the familiar fat, furry beer keg with the wagging hindquarters and the green tennis ball hanging out of its mouth. They're house dogs (don't keep them in kennels!) and live an average of 10-12 years.
I made the mistake of setting down my burrito and it got snorked by my golden retriever.
Golden retriever
It's a dog with yellowish fur. Golden retrievers are the best dogs ever.
The Golden retrievers sre the most beautiful dogs ever.