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What is no offense?

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

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no offense - video


No offense - what is it?

A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.

Example 1 Pre-statement:

John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."

Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"

Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."

Example 2 Post-statement:

Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."

Cindy: "OMG."

Tim: "Mike - you're fired."

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What does "no offense" mean?

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.

You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded

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No offense - what does it mean?

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

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No offense - meaning

Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.

Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.

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No offense - definition

1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.

1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.

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No offense - slang

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

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No offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

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No offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

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No offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

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