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What is national geographic?
The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.
Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.
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National geographic - what is it?
When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
What does "national geographic" mean?
Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.
Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?
National geographic - what does it mean?
The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
National geographic - meaning
N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.
National geographic - definition
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
National geographic - slang
A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.
"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."
National geographic
1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.
Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.
National geographic
Look at em ethiopian titties in the new national geographic.