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What is mustard gas?
You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!
Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!
mustard gas - video
Mustard gas - what is it?
When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.
Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.
What does "mustard gas" mean?
A type of "Silent, But Deadly" fart. This subdivision is classified as vomit inducing and nauseating to those who inhale the toxic fumes. A whiff of this deadly gas has the ability to incapacitate someone and render them unconscious. This classification of fart is only used in extreme cases, when the producer of the fart is the only person aware of the release until the smell reaches its victims. The abbreviation of this, IMG can also be used in conversation.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
John: Yo, today in class I totally released a cloud of Incognito Mustard Gas.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
Mustard gas - what does it mean?
when u squeeze a bottle of mustard and no mustard comes out it’s just mustard gas
oh no it’s only mustard gas faggot
Mustard gas - meaning
Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
Mustard gas - definition
Mustard gas: lighting a fat gb (gravity bong) bowl.
Friend: oh shit this mustard gas is gonan destroy me.
Me: Muuuosstarddd gassss 💨
Mustard gas - slang
The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks
It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate
Mustard gas
works well when British soldiers are running over no-man's-land with thier bolt-action rifles.
Hans, the tommies are comming, we're gonna need some of that mustard gas.
Mustard gas
Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
Mustard gas
a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it
the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells