What is starch?

Verb
The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.

"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."

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Starch - what is it?

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

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What does "starch" mean?

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

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Starch - what does it mean?

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’.

‘Where is the Carpenter?’
‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’.

‘How is the divorce going?’
‘The lawyer Starched me.’

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