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What is mulched?
Free coffee, total trash.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.
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Mulched - what is it?
to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.
Dude i got so mulched last night" or " Wow, you just got totally mulched by that brick shit house
What does "mulched" mean?
When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.
Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch
Mulched - what does it mean?
splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.
I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.
Mulched - meaning
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.
Mulched - definition
A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.
Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.
Mulched - slang
A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.
*intervenes conversation*
"ugh, go away you mulch"
Mulched
I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.
Mulched
The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.
Dude I was mulched last night
Mulched
When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.
Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.