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What is morto?
Mortos is a bitchass hoe who have no parent and talk mad shit all day.
dude! That guy talks big obout having a car!
Fuckgn mortos!!
morto - meme gif
morto - video
Morto - what is it?
He woke up this morning looking mezzo morto (masc)!
What does "morto" mean?
It comes from Italian slang and it literally means "dead of pussy". It can be referred to any man who had never kissed a girl or had sex in ages and absolutely needs a girl and therefore sees every girl beautiful and attractive even if she's the ugliest. Everything he hears, he percives it as something that has to do with sex, his vocabulary is very short, he often watched porn movies and would do anything even to just see a pair of boobs. He hardly succeeds, though.
-Ti va di conoscerci ho msn e ho kam
-Sei un grandissimo morto di figa
Morto - what does it mean?
Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.
''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''
''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''
''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''
Morto - meaning
adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.
Want to help me bury my dog?
Is he dead?
Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.
Morto - definition
Man of great "Druid Magic". One who can control the forces of nature at his own will. But is prone to racism toward mexicans and african americans, and also plays modern games on the Atari.
That mortos can make trees walk and dance, but cannot afford a modern gaming system.
Morto - slang
Shortened word for “mortified” commonly used by D4 people and Johnstown Agri spec people.
I am so morto right now this is Lidl food.
Morto
Short for mortified. To be very very embarassed. Commonly used in Ireland, more specifically Dublin.
Yah she was totes morto!