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What is Johnstown?
Don't forget to mention that if you don't hunt, fish, eat cabbage, like the Steelers, drink beer, go to bars to hook up, have an opinionated closed mind, ride an ATV and a motorcycle...you simply will not fit in in this town
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Johnstown - what is it?
The act of Butt-Chugging a 25oz can of Domestic beer and showering the contents onto your lover over the edge of a table.
I received the best Johnstown Flood of my life last night. We then watched goon and ate pizza rolls. I am in love!
What does "Johnstown" mean?
A city in Western Pennsylvania of around 28,000 and shrinking, and unfortunately my hometown. Johnstown, though once a hive of activity from the steel and coal industries, is now a dying town that is barely kept alive by skilled industries such as healthcare and pharmaceuticals. Johnstown is now populated mainly by retirees, who labor under the delusion that you can still get a job in the stillmill. Most young people stay in the area long enough to finish up school or college, and then move on to greener pastures.
Johnstown has very little social activities other than churches and bars, sometimes within 10 feet of each other. If you are not a working-class Catholic who likes cheap beer, you are very unlikely to feel connected to this community.
Welcome to Johnstown, PA, please check your vitality and ambition at the door.
Johnstown - what does it mean?
The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.
~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~
“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”
Johnstown - meaning
Would have been a beautiful lake after the flood, but instead they brought it back to be a failed dilapitated mining town
It's to bad they didn't leave Johnstown, PA under water
Johnstown - definition
A college prank that probably has other names. Most commonly played in college dorms. The act of filling a trash can about halfway with water. Then you lean said trash can against a door. Knock on the door and run like hell. When the sucker goes to open the door, they get the onslaught of the water, going everywhere.
I call it the Johnstown Flood as I attend the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, and the name fits perfectly, if you're familiar with the town's history
When you Johnstown Flood someone, don't get caught. The "flood waters" can do some serious damage
Try at your own risk!
Johnstown - slang
The place normal Gloversville folk flee to to avoid breeders zombies and thugs that took over their once fine city!
I had to go Johnstown to save my life!
Johnstown
Little town in upstate New York, about an hour from Albany. Can you spell scummy? Probably not if you're from Johnstown. One of the best football programs in the Sir Bills Circle. If you've ever been here, you've probably lost some brain cells. The education system is terrific with foreign language options ranging from Spanish to Spanish. 90% of the fast food industry's employees are from this beautiful city. If you're smart enough to get out of here, do it.
What's the difference between a garbage can and Johnstown?
One's foul-smelling, filled with trash, and absolutely disgusting. The other one's a place where people put their garbage.
Johnstown
A small town full of nasty ass hoes who like to accuse their ex’s of knocking them up then faking losing a kid, they also had really bad aids
Girls that live in Johnstown are nasty as fuck
Johnstown
The hometown of potheads and well fair. All the druggies should probably move because their drug money will be gone when their kids get shot in school. Or maybe the government will move for you when you get evicted.
Johnstown is the place to go if you want to get shot