What is monkey poop?
This is an insult by every 3 year old when you donβt let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: itβs mine!
Person 2: no itβs mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
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monkey poop - video
Monkey poop - what is it? 1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it
1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?
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What does "monkey poop" mean? An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.
Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"
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Monkey poop - what does it mean? Slang term for chewing tobacco.
Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.
Willy: Hell yeah bill. Hereβs your monkey poop, I think Iβll eat some too!
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Monkey poop - meaning some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping
u smell like monkey poop
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Monkey poop - definition 1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.
Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."
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Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."
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Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."
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Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."
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Monkey poop - slang 1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.
Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude Iβll give you some of that monkey shit.
Or
Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
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