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What is monkey jizz?
jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)
Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!
monkey jizz - video
Monkey jizz - what is it?
a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek
that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.
What does "monkey jizz" mean?
To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.
Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!
Monkey jizz - what does it mean?
A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.
Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.
Monkey jizz - meaning
A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
Monkey jizz - definition
A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
Monkey jizz - slang
Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
Monkey jizz
A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak
Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!
Monkey jizz
A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
Monkey jizz
A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.
Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !