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What is Jizz monkey?A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie. “Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.” Jizz monkey - videoJizz monkey - what is it?jizz slut monkey (implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey) Tom: Who is Bob dating these days? What does "Jizz monkey" mean?a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there. Jizz monkey - what does it mean?To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop. Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!! Jizz monkey - meaningA endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock. Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again. Jizz monkey - definitionA person who likes cum a bit too much.. Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall Jizz monkey - slangA Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner. Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed? Jizz monkeyJizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person, “Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me. Jizz monkeyA person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night Jizz monkeyA jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well... Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?' |
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