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What is monkey dick?
A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay
wow that african monkey dick is so big
monkey dick - video
Monkey dick - what is it?
A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.
"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
What does "monkey dick" mean?
When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.
Monkey dick - what does it mean?
A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.
Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!
Monkey dick - meaning
A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.
1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!
2. Dont be such a monkey dick.
3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.
4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.
Monkey dick - definition
When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
Monkey dick - slang
Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.
Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.
Monkey dick
a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.
bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."
random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"
bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."
random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"
bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
Monkey dick
Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.
Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.
Monkey dick
your such a monkey dick