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What is pig in a blanket?
n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
pig in a blanket - video
Pig in a blanket - what is it?
1. racial term, unsure meaning, still use at your own risk.
2. you couldnt think of anything else to say when you are angry.
3. 5-0 in an unmarked car
4. sexual term for doing a fat girl
1. Angry racist man: NOT A FINGER! YOU, YOU, PIG IN A BLAKET!
2. See example 1, take out the racist part
3. Car with cb radio: Breaker breaker
Respond: Whats your 20?
Cb radio: We got a pig in a blanket patrolling North Witchduck.
Respond: Copy that. Snowman out.
4. James: Why you goin wit that fat chick man?
Unnamed baseball related friend: Man she get your meat goin like a pig in a blanket.
James: Thats just wrong...
What does "pig in a blanket" mean?
Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.
Old people have pig in a blanket.
Pig in a blanket - what does it mean?
Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.
Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.
Pig in a blanket - meaning
I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
Pig in a blanket - definition
an uncircumcised peen. having extra meat.
do you have a pig in a blanket? are u ashamed?
Pig in a blanket - slang
When you place your penis on a chick's vagina and pull the lips over to make a pig in a blanket,Great form of foreplay. enjoy! :-)
"Aww man i didnt feel like screwin this chick so i just made a pig in a blanket instead"
Pig in a blanket
When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs
Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...
Pig in a blanket
When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.
Pig in a blanket
1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.