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What is oven baked?
Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.
I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,
oven baked - video
Oven baked - what is it?
When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.
That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!
What does "oven baked" mean?
A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.
My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.
Oven baked - what does it mean?
1. a childs plaything used for the making of "easy made" treats.
2. a popular euphamism for ones glutteous maximus.
3. a device used for the making of ornate desserts.
3. ASS!!!
1. -Dude, my easy bake oven is on the fritz, I've had nothing but ornate milkshakes for days!
-Lay off the laxatives, man.
2. Philip takes it in the easy bake oven.
3. -The door to my easy bake oven is jammed!
-Maybe you should lay off the cheese.
Oven baked - meaning
The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"
Oven baked - definition
A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
Oven baked - slang
it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven
Oven baked
go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
Oven baked
Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:
Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"
"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"
"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."
"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."
"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
Oven baked
oven baked is when the area you smoke in, is extremely hot
"dude its like 400 degrees outside, im not trying to get oven baked"