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What is Dutch Oven?
While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.
Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.
The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.
The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...
Dutch Oven - video
Dutch Oven - what is it?
Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.
Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.
What does "Dutch Oven" mean?
when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket
girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!
Dutch Oven - what does it mean?
A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.
'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'
Dutch Oven - meaning
1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.
2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.
2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
Dutch Oven - definition
the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.
I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?
Dutch Oven - slang
The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
Dutch Oven
To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something
Girl: What ?
Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
Dutch Oven
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven
Dutch Oven
Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.